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Tweak says, "sha-WING!"

Walden MacNair (walden_macnair) wrote,
@ 2008-07-04 22:23:00

That was thoroughly satisfying if I do say so myself.

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	prongsie_potter 2008-07-04 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	What, the good spanking Malfoy gave you last night? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	walden_macnair 2008-07-04 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	No, something better. Watch the papers tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prongsie_potter 2008-07-04 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, so it's worthy of the paper? I hope there are no illustrations - it might put me off my breakfast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	walden_macnair 2008-07-04 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	I hope there is. I like to see my handiwork. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prongsie_potter 2008-07-04 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	What did you do, Macnair? Go off hunting for more muggle children? I hope they weren't armed with toys! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	walden_macnair 2008-07-04 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Why would I tell you and ruin the surprise in the morning? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prongsie_potter 2008-07-04 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Because nothing coming from you people could possibly surprise me anymore. Unless maybe you've decided to open a shelter for homeless kittens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	walden_macnair 2008-07-04 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	It'll surprise someone. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Walden. typically_tala 2008-07-04 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	I'm quite hoping that my little venture might finally make it too, though I would hate to take away from your spotlight. I cannot believe I actually had to notify those dunces that there was something they should report. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Tala walden_macnair 2008-07-04 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Now this I haven't heard about. What sort of mischief have you gotten yourself into? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Walden.

typically_tala
2008-07-04 10:49 pm UTC (link)

I killed this precious muggleborn couple that I found in Diagon Alley. Barty Crouch Jr. helped, which was quite entertaining. The woman had the most perfect scream I have ever heard. You should have seen the man when I made him watch her die. It was sensational! They were so much fun. I preserved them for a while before setting them on display, and no one found them. It was quite disappointing, as I'm sure you can imagine, so I sent a little letter. If they haven't found them by now, I swear I'll know that they were born without a brain at all. I was even courteous enough to draw them a map I think they'll be able to understand even with their limited intelligence.

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	Tala walden_macnair 2008-07-04 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Bravo. I must say, I'm impressed and disappointed that I missed this fascinating show. The lovers really do try to be so heroic, even if their attempts are futile. It's hilarious. And how kind of you to draw them a map. Maybe we'll have the luxury of sharing the front page tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Walden.

typically_tala
2008-07-04 11:08 pm UTC (link)

Thank you. Perhaps the next time I have a little get together you can attend. I spent hours trying to find the perfect couple, and I was so pleased with my final decision. I let the woman die slow so he could watch the entire thing. I thought drawing it out for her was a lovely choice. Strangulation is a wonderful tactic, for future reference.

I thought it may be several more weeks if I did not help them along. I'm worried that my display will be ruined by their steadily decomposing bodies. Hopefully it was still worth the effort. If we do, I must say it will be an absolute honour.

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	mytower 2008-07-04 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Causing trouble again? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	walden_macnair 2008-07-04 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't necessarily say I was causing trouble. More like riding the world of pests. (Reply to this) (Parent)